JCOM 2300: Presidential candidates - What a joke

One cannot possibly find the perfect presidential article to attack. They come in so many different colors and sizes, tones and highlights, jeez are we even talking about the issues anymore? This election's P.R. stopped being for the American people a long time ago. The importance of this election is understood across the board. I mean nobody is pointing fingers but the condition of the American Economy is in desperate need of attention. This is a direct result of our great leader, but there again I don't completely disagree. After all 75% of Americans were on his side when the hearts were still freshly broken. However, when the years started passing, the wallets thinning, and the continued heart ache caused by the continued killings fell upon the American people, the man in charge became the one to point the finger at. Now he stands as a joke, while americans pursue a new hero to save us from this economic slump. After a series of popularity contests based on the surface stuff like sex and age we are down to two main candidates, who by the way don't exactly stir my heart to vote for either one. And in the end I will find myself voting for the least sucky of the two. May we think seriously before filling in those bubbles this year...